It Can Be Hard to Find Good Employees

Published in The New Yorker magazine, January 29, 2007, Page 91

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT

From the Key West Citizen

A busy store at

425 Front Street

is seeking honest, responsible, reliable & ambitious employees for part-time & full time positions.  Good salary with advancement opportunities for the right person.  Job duties include retail sales, stocking & cleaning.  Previous sales experience, with register responsibilities, preferred.  Spanish as a 2^nd language is a plus.  References will be verified.  If you get drunk, do drugs, call in sick or just plain don’t show up for work don’t bother applying; you probably have already worked here.

Comments

[Working Girl]

Now that's an honest help wanted ad! Super.