Published in The New Yorker magazine, January 29, 2007, Page 91
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT
From the Key West Citizen
A busy store at
425 Front Streetis seeking honest, responsible, reliable & ambitious employees for part-time & full time positions. Good salary with advancement opportunities for the right person. Job duties include retail sales, stocking & cleaning. Previous sales experience, with register responsibilities, preferred. Spanish as a 2nd language is a plus. References will be verified. If you get drunk, do drugs, call in sick or just plain don’t show up for work don’t bother applying; you probably have already worked here.